Scene: a student has completed a credit recovery class. It is one of my pleasant chores to print out certificates and deliver documents to be signed as official completion records.

Admin 1, signing: “Tiffany has really turned it around lately! She is so motivated to stay on track and graduate in May!”

Admin 2, signing: “Funny how Tiffany all of a sudden cares about graduating when she’s spent three years not giving a shit.”